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Tweak says, "Left turn at Albuquerque?"

Kain Highwind (holylance) wrote,
@ 2008-05-14 10:51:00

Current mood:	cynical
Entry tags:	alice, dorian, henry, l, light, lina, metatron, mitch, nix

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So I've met most of my teammates now. They're...well, very ordinary people, most of them. At least personality-wise. They're tolerable. I have trouble keeping everyone's names straight. The people who stood out were:

Metatron. He's like Cecil's twin brother, only even more trusting and hopeful and optimistic and ugh. I get the feeling I can trust him, but I'm not sure.

Lina. She seems to come from a planet similar to mine. She's alright. Very helpful. She's like a far less annoying Edge.

Henry. A civilian, through and through. At least he's alright with puzzles and can handle a weapon. I'm not going to be happy if I have to babysit him on the battlefield. I don't know what to think of him. At least he seems to try to be helpful.

Nix. He's direct. I like that in a person.

Dorian. He's Nix's roommate. Very friendly, and he knows when to stop prying.

Alice. She's curious, but doesn't try to pressure me into giving her my life story. Another thing I like in a person. I think she's a white mage, or something similar. ~~Sort of reminds me of Rosa.~~

Ryuzaki, Luke, L, whateverthehellhisnameis. Oooh, I don't like him. Not at all. If he applied half the effort into interrogating the enemy as he did his allies, we'd win this tournament easily. I doubt he can be trusted. I'll be watching him.

Which brings me to my next concern: my teammates are far too trusting. Sure, we're the "good guys" and all, but you need to have some common sense. It seems like everyone is all too willing to spill their guts to new people, and more than happy to have friendly little chats with the enemy. It's driving me up the wall.

Another thing, a lot of these people seem like everyday ordinary civilians. What the hell are they doing here? It's like this kind, benevolent God that's called us here wants us to lose. I've been looking at some of the entries of the things on Hell's side, and Odin's blade, I'd say we were outmatched. A lot of them aren't even human.

I hope Metatron's optimism is as helpful as he makes it out to be, because we're sure as Hell going to need it.
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Do we have a training area around here?

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	yagami_light 2008-05-14 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. Dissection. Sounds fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-14 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	It always does sound like fun, Light... until pampered geniuses with nice hair and god complexes get their adam's apples carved out by scalpels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-14 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	((OOC: Is it funny that, before I read this, I replied to your other comment with the word 'pampered' in it as well?)) Still sounds like fun if the sugar-addicted freak gets castrated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-14 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	To what point and purpose, Light? If that kind of talk is supposed to scare me, I can tell that it's an empty threat. Your boundless desire would prevent you from taking the turbines out of the generator, so to speak. You'd want to monopolize the whole plant, you horny tool. ((lol, yeah, it is funny!)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-14 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose it would be useless to castrate you, wouldn't it? You never seemed one to use it at all. So, instead, I think I'd cut out your tongue so you could no longer taste any of those damn sweets of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-14 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Much better to not use it than to be ruled by it, Yagami Light. I find it interesting that your first thought, on cutting out my tongue, would be gladness at depriving me of pleasure. Most people associate the tongue with speech before taste, Light. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Very true. I wouldn't really know, but I'm sure I'd rather keep away from sex than just go into it with anyone. You ate more than you talked. Besides, I would want to torture you..and taking away something you seemed so accustomed to is torture in and of itself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-14 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	you COULD always target the taste cortex in the insula/frontal operculum... but that's delicate work. Even though I find the prospect of brain surgery fairly titillating, though, I don't know if I'd trust you near my amygdala. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-15 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Delicate work that takes too much time. Cut out tongue and get rid of both taste and speech to a large extent. Sounds simple enough for a small amount of time. ((YOUR ICON! ...We need to come up with some situation for hate sex so bad)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-15 12:49 am UTC (link)
	But that's not titillating at all! I think that you're just lazy, Light. ((yeah, no kidding, lol)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-15 12:52 am UTC (link)
	No, I just know you don't sleep too easily, so I doubt you'd stay asleep long enough for me to do something of the sort without you fighting back enough to hurt me more. ((Shall we plan over e-mail, or can you get on IM?)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-15 12:56 am UTC (link)
	I'd hold still for something like brain surgery. I wouldn't want you to strike me blind or anything. Why am I giving you suggestions for removing my sense of taste? And regardless of what you do, I WILL hurt you back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-15 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Hm, then I may consider the brain surgery. Because you love me? You'll try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

luke_lawliet
2008-05-15 01:02 am UTC (link)

I'll try, all right. The greatest results are built on efforts. You're going down, Kira. Even if you have to think of rotten fish every time you see me to avoid getting it up.

Unless that turns you on... what doesn't turn you on?

Come to think of it, I don't think you even TRY to be discreet about that kind of thing. I can't believe I used to wonder why you were walking around with a ruler stuck in your pants.

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yagami_light
2008-05-15 01:09 am UTC (link)

Ha, funny, knowing how very hard it is to get myself aroused, especially for Misa, dear god that was excruciatingly painful. She seriously could not turn me on, she was too stupid.

You probably smell enough like rotten fish right now it wouldn't matter.

Oh, by the way, you can ask Emerald about just how I feel about sex. She probably thinks I have no sexual desire at all or something...Probably don't, in most cases at least.

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	luke_lawliet 2008-05-15 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I know the real reason Misa didn't get your motor running, Light. At the risk of taking a cheap shot, she just didn't have the balls, did she? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-15 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh goodness that burns so much. sarcasm No, I just found her to be a nuisance. It's kind of hard to find sex enjoyable with someone whom you can hardly stand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-15 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Oh, really??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-15 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure you want to know? You could test that, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-15 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Please. If you're getting at what I think you are... drop it. Sit. Stay. Die, if it's not too much trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-15 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Ha. I doubt we'd really get to a point it could be enjoyable anyway. There's nothing to worry about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-15 02:09 am UTC (link)
	There wouldn't be a point, period, Light. It wouldn't happen. So, for true, there's NOTHING to worry about. For me, anyway. For you, I'd start thinking about last words. Something better than, "RYUK!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! DON'T KILL MEEEEE!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-15 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Ryuk's not here, so I doubt we'll have a problem with that, Luke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-05-15 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Thank goodness... it's just as emasculating to me as it is to you, when you behave like that. You did manage to kill me, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yagami_light 2008-05-15 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Ah, yes. I really don't enjoy looking back at that. Though, as long as it embarrasses you too, keep going. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)